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(From Leaked Government File)

Name: A.E. Holmes

Status: Monitored

Psycholinguistic Profile:  Displays chronic resistance to groupthink.  Immune to buzzwords, allergic to euphemisms.

Known Affiliations:  Satirists Without Borders, The League of Unlicensed Philosophers, ghosts of George Orwell and Hunter Thompson.

Risk Level:  High.  Suspected of weaponizing irony at any scale.  Exposure to subject’s work may result in acute disorientation, followed by dangerous levels of independent thought.

Last Seen:  Smuggling banned metaphors across ideological borders.

Recommended Action:  Monitor all transmissions for coded satire.  Do not engage without protective sarcasm shielding.

Banksy of the Literary World

A.E. Holmes is not just an author—he’s a literary saboteur, a cartographer of corruption, and a master of bureaucratic misdirection. His debut book, Tropic of Chaos, didn’t just critique the system—it infiltrated it, disguised as a novel. Holmes operates at the intersection of satire and surveillance, crafting immersive narratives that blur the line between fiction and leaked intel.

A.E. Holmes’s most infamous exploits—each one a poetic act of sabotage, a bureaucratic migraine, and a masterclass in literary subversion.  Have been frustrating and confounding governments around the world.  They see him as a threat to their longstanding objective of “Total Digital Control” of people’s lives.

Here are a few of those adventures:

  • Operation Footnote
    Published a scholarly paper where 87% of the content was in footnotes—each one a subversive critique of compliance culture.
  • The Loyalty Test Virus
    Released a viral quiz titled Are You a Threat to the Regime? Over 2 million citizens scored “High Risk.” The quiz was later reissued in Morse code.
  • The Ministry of Misinterpretation
    Leaked a manuscript disguised as a compliance manual. Readers began questioning reality. One AI became sentient and resigned.
  • The Library Infiltration
    Replaced 47 catalog entries in a national library with fictional titles like How to File a Complaint Against Reality. One librarian defected.
  • Broadcast from the Bunker
    Took over a public emergency alert system to read from his short story, The Bureaucrat’s Lament. Triggered existential dread and a measurable drop in productivity.
  • The Spreadsheet Virus
    Created a data virus that turned government spreadsheets into free verse poetry. Still circulating in procurement departments.
  • Operation: Tropic of Chaos Leak
    Holmes uploaded his novel to a classified climate policy server. Officials mistook it for a predictive model and drafted legislation based on its metaphors.

Holmes has been called a threat to semantic stability and a menace to institutional clarity. Whether hijacking public broadcasts, weaponizing footnotes, or embedding resistance kits in compliance manuals, Holmes turns storytelling into subversion. You don’t read his work—you decode it. And once you do, reality never quite snaps back into place.

A.E. Holmes – Life and Career

(As pieced together from heavily redacted files and unreliable whisper networks.)

Life & Career